soo...we meet again..at a memorial parade XD

On Sunday, May 18th, Jackie and I went to the La Pizza for lunch because they were giving out free pizzas......idk why..but they did XDD After lunch, we went to the post office area to prepare for a parade for Memorial weekend. We were there to sponsor our Chinese School. Our local high school marching band was also there; we saw Nicole's brother there. OMGGG!! He was soo nice and did our job of handing out fliers! :) THANKS CHRIS IF U EVER READ THIS! WE TOTES APPRECIATE IT. :)

OH YEAHH!! do you remember this guy from our previous post?? WE SAW HIM....AGAIN!! haha

This proves how many photos we took of him XDD haha

 It all started from Lauren seeing a blue and yellow flannel. Lauren whispered into our ears that she thought it was ze dude. I was unsure about it. On the other hand, Jackie confidently insisted it was the dude ...but we compared the photo anyways..haha  (YES, HE WAS WEARING THE EXACT SAME SHIRT)   Minutes later, we were screaming like maniacs. Jackie quickly grabbed the camera and took like 5 billion pictures of him.... -__-  We wanted to hand out the flyers to him so badly, but we knew he would have noticed us. Where is Harry when you need him?  So, we gave the flyer to my brother and THEY TOOK ITT!! Then, when we passed by them about 10 minutes after, the flyer was crumpled up, on the floor. HOW DARE THEY? THOSE POOPS!! As revenge, we sent James, my brother, to put the flyer on his back, but they instantly found out. Then, we started the parade(we walked to the recreation center) and the marching band marched in sync. It reminded us of the dauntless in their simulation. But, we were clearly divergent because we were walking and smiling and dying. Out of nowhere, Nicole started sprinting towards us from the post office to the school road area....which is pretty far. so congrats to Nicole(she told me me to say this btw). When we got to the Recreation, we saw one of our classmates,Leo, and his mom.  We asked Leo to ask the boys his name and personal information. He refused to do it, so his mom did it for us. :) She was soo nice but the boys were soo rude and stared at her for a few seconds. mumbled words that  didn't even sound like English and continued their conversation. Her report on the boys: "If you girls are interested;they aren't very friendly....at all." We so determined, we asked someone else....like 30 minutes later so they wouldn't be suspicious. We found out the guy with the flannel shirt name is Michael...idk about his friend. We also found out that the boy goes to our local high school. We also put a United States sticker on the back of his shirt....and he never noticed....I'm sure he knows that we did it...hehe whoops. DAZ WHAT U GET LOZERSS.

representttt yoo!!

Nicole's face tho...

Nicole saw a guy taking a group picture and Nicole whispered to Jackie, "We should photobomb them." The guy heard and replied, "oh, come in. come in."...haha #awkward. 

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That awkward moment when you see your lunch aid outside of school.....

how to cook eggs the PROPER way

On Saturday, the 10th day of May, Jackie and I went to the Recreation Center to volunteer to help Seniors  except we mostly ate  strawberries even though we werent allowed d to. hehehe. As we were leaving the event and going to the car, my brother (James), Jackie, and I  felt dauntless to climb over the fence instead of going around. But, it poured earlier so the wooded fence was really soft and the wood collapsed as we were about to jump off. Haha...then we ran back to the car and acted like nothing happened...shhhh  Then, we had a playdate at Jackie's house and this is what happened

can you spot any differences between the 2 photos? NOPE! because there are none!

YAAA IF U DONT COOK YOUR EGGS LIKE THIS, YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG!


 I got to cut the grass four the first time in fourever and it was soo much fun. Just wait till like a month from now, and watch me complain. -___- That was me when I first was assigned chores.  hahahaha

ooohhh lala!!! Who cut this beautiful, green. grass? OH WAIT!! MOII!! :)

  

E: GREEN OR YELLOW (other options consist of what the flop)

SOOOOO as u guys can porb.. not really tell.... there's a poll to the right, questioning whether the letter "e" is the color green or yellow. GREEN is what I believe "e" is. YELLOW is what Jackie believes "e" is.


WELL GUESS WHAT JACKIE! NOW I HAVE PROOF THAT "E" IS GREEN TO THE VAST MAJORITY OF PEOPLE.

So u know that saying "green with envy"? YEAH WELL ENVY STARTS WITH AN "E" AND BEFORE THAT.. WHAT? WHAT'S THAT WORD BEFORE? YEAH GREEEEEEN ;) point proven.

drunk on webkinz

Heyooo!! Instead of doing my homework, I was playing on Webkinz with Nicole..you know just a typical day for me....and then I felt like wasting 4000 dollars on poop to decorate my house. There was even this zebra printed couch, and this was our conversation:

Me:  Ugh! who would buy this ugly couch?
Nicole: Uh.... you would *with sassily holding fingers together*
Me: Oh realllyy?! *puts my mouse to the "buy" button*
Nicole: UH yeah. DO IT.
Me: OKAYYYYY! *creepy euphoric smile* *clicks buy... and dies on the floor...crying, and regrets wasting $375 on a piece of shiz*
hahhahhahahahahahahhah........There is something wrong with me. But, I ended up selling it for $185.

Here is the couch I purchased for no reason ....i  could have bought  something more valuable for $375!!

As I was rummaging through poop, I came across these fruit chairs and I was literally about to cry. It was soo beautiful. Especially the strawberry chair <3 and a couch with strawberries and grapes. LIKE OMGG THIS COUCH IS MEANT TO BE! but siriusly, it was. STRAWBERRY IS MY LIFE!!!   :) and my nickname is grape. grape is me. I am grape. :) you can't buy a couch you just met.you can if it's true love.IT'S TRUE LOVEE!! HIPPO DEEE DAA DAYYYY I GET TO BUY ZE COUCHHH! :) well actually I  alreadyy boughhttt it...anyyywayyyss enough rambling about how awesome this furniture is, here is my fruitastic room. I also realized that this is a really random post, but I'm really hyper and proud of my masterpiece :)

* ^ this is what I call 'high on Jackie's drugs, after lunch' (I think Jackie likes to  get drunk on school cafeteria food.)* -Nicole

 

I am aware that Olaf is wearing pajamas with a winter hat.....He looks hideous in clothes and it would be wrong to make him walk around naked. But then again, Olaf was naked in the movie. HOLYY SHIIZZZ INAPPROPRIATE FOR BABIESSS. IT SHOULD BE RATED  R!!!  yaaa but tis is my awesome room i decorated :)



OMMGGGGGG WEBKINZ IS DRUNKKKK!...hahaha fiofjosjgfpsjigobjfdogsfo
KOYY BWIZERSSSS

MAY WEEKEND

SOoooooooo this was meh weekend.....

WHEN I WENT TO WEGMANS, MY MOM SENT ME TO GO GET SOME PEACHES AND MILK AND THERE WAS THIS FAT GUY WHO WAS LIKE IN HIS MID-LATE TWENTIES or early thirties and he was in my way and was like going in the same direction, so I was like trailing behind him. So i guess he thought I was stalking him because he had this really nervous face and keep on like glancing back at me... and in my head I was like uhhh... lol I'm not freaking stalking u.. calm yoself. Twas quite the comical experience from the stalker point of view....

Soo.. I went to target yeh.... 

More target... THIS IS SO COOL LIE SERIOUSLY THIS IS A MIRROR LIKE OBJECT ONLY IT'S A
CHALKBOARDDDDD! I WANTS ;) meh birthday is in september ;)

So there's this erpisode on Adventure Time called Rattleballs.... and they turned allthose gumball peeps into
these furnitures hat looked like these grey blocks and so basically thats what these reminded my of...

I went to Wegmons and my mom liked my bear case (ik ik random)

THE LAND OF SUSHIS (jackie ;D) btdubs, this is petco in case u wanna evil cat clone of sushi

So basically while my mom was obsessing over this cat pic I saw this cat and it's a grey tabby like pusheen.
Then my mom was like "Who's pusheen?" Of course I whip out a pic of him on ma phone and she's like *eye roll*

My mom is like a yoga enthusiastic..... so she dragged me to her yoga for an easier class since it's
like only my second time. THE MAT SHE GAVE ME WAS THIS MAT SHE NEVER USED AND IT
WAS TERRIBLE LIKE SERIOUSLY IT SLIPPED EVERYWHERE and bleh. So I bought myself a new mat (from target of course) so i would have to commit myself to exercising...

I know right whats with Target? Well anyways.. there was this piggy bank ^ and obviously it's the best (too bad it will never be in my possession.)

I made macaons... I LERV THEM.... Did u know that you an make caramel by boiling a can of it for 2.5 hours???
Also the cookies look really demented cuz we were being stupid and thought to swirl the batter in circles rather than the way you're supposed to do them.

April Overview

Sup guys.......... well i've like never posted but that's cool right cuz school likes to you hog you up.

Anyways.. since April is now ova, imma create a whole post dedicated to the month of april!

k so i've had this cough for like 3 weeks and today i was like "nearly 4 weeks yo- a whole month. Dang" so there you go. That basiclly sums up my april.

Oh BTW my school just finished these standardized tests and bleh (especial bleh to you math ;)

Uh but i went to Canada (basically i go there with ma fam fam and frands and we just like stay at the asian  town and eat all the asian food and canadian candy cuz they're just so good. ik ik im fat.)

This was from one of the dessert places called something idk i dont remember but shoutout to you guys. (They're malteszers [basically whoppers for u americans] in a mochi and they're just delish.

So we were all wearing converse cuz that's cool

Hotel view at Niagara Falls (Canada side)

OH IM SORRY you thought that was a penguin doll?

No it's a friggin black caterpillar with a penguin face. 

Don't forget those lady bug caterpillars too.

New book I'm reading (good book)

Delicious Macarons :P

Kewl art project from the Mural Arts Program in my school, in honor of the genocide occurring

(I painted that really awkward looking antelope [yes, it's an antelope] thing like on the neck area. Also Jackie and I painted that feather underneath ma antelope. Jackie painted the heart hands, towards the bottom, with the fire in the background)

Bethany Mota's summer collection was perfidy perf perf (I got the

 ice cream shirt and the knit tank top)

Well I don't think this happened in April, butta spring haul!