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Tuesday, December 5, 2017

TOFU BABY!

haiii
i realized i haven't blogged in awhile and i really missed blogging about my life. :(
..okay wow you can really see how boring my life really is...I went through all my photos to select photos I want to talk about..and my whole camera roll is literally pictures of Tofu and  screenshots of Taylor Swift.
like..this is literally why I haven't been blogging much -_-...also because school and college apps are killing me. mieh

Okay, I'm pretty sure everyone knows about this already because it's literally the only think i post on snapchat lol, buttt wheee I got a dog over the summer!! :)
..soo everyoneee, meettt TOFU HAZEL ZHAO
(or tofu hazel zheng...her last name doesn't really matter lol)
My fam got her over the summer when I was in China,  so everyone got to meet her before me. :( lol
buttt, the instant i got back home, she was soo happy and excited and AHH i instantly fell in love with her. <3
lolol when i got back,  i only called her baby and then eventually she stopped responding to tofu and only to baby....eheh whoopss
so now i call her tofu baby :))
and she has tons of other nicknames too like tofu bunny, doufu, potato, jalebi. yeah but we mostly call her tofu baby and bunny. lolololol
 OMGGG SHE'S SOO SMALLL COMPARED TO NOW!!
 tofu: "i love you"
me: "i love you tooo, babyyy"
<333 mommy and tofu loveee
SOO CUTE

AHA i love how james was hogging up all the space in the crate and tofu just decided to sit on james inside the crate. OMG. that is soo funny.
 squishy cheeks
literally my favorite picture of me and tofu. 
irrelevant....but hey i found an interesting pic about my life
yaa...i also got my license over the summer :DD 
let's just appreciate how cute i was back then lol
james before the braces
 james with braces..almost
whoops didn't get a pic of him with his braces done..
AHAH...i stopped wearing my retainer for a week and i just put it on today and now my teeth hurt soo bad. HAHA REGRETSS

more tofu pics lolol

my mom is so cute!!
head bumping with tofuuuu :)) this brings back memories cuz my mom used to do that to me when i was young toooo <333

 lolol..tofu being nosyy and checking up on the neighbors...
she looks like she's doing the Titanic pose...kinda
 rolyy polyyy tofuuu
 GUYSSS MHS DOESN'T ALLOW DOGS ON THE PREMISE WHILE SCHOOL IS OPEN. WHICH IS THE POOPIEST THING EVER. TOFU NEEDS AN EDUCATION EXCUSE ME.
SHE ALREADY DOES MY COMP SCI HOMEWORK AND MY ENGLISH ESSAYS BY TYPING/LICKING MY KEYBOARD. lolol
sooo we want tofu to have babiess.....but then we realized our house is going to look like this...
HAHAH I WOULD LOVE THAT.
but...i think we would all goo crazyyyyyy AHHAHA
WELCOME TO NEW YORK TOFU!
flerp flerp flerp
aha tofu looks like a duck or a platypus
HAHA I STILL DIE LOOKING AT HER FACE EVERY TIME.
safety first kidzzz :P
TOFU LOOKS SOO CUTE WHEN SHE'S BEING CARRIED..like the way her arms just lay on the shoulders. AWW <3
yeahh....we need to train tofu to know what poe poe means
because when james and i were younger, we always asked our parents to poe poe, which meant carry/hug in chinese. XD
Tofu refused to walk on the sidewalk this summer and we thought it was the strangest thing, because we thought she was scared of the concrete. Eventually, we found out it's because the concrete is too hot for her pawsss. AWWW!!! exceptttt the day this photo was taken, IT WAS PERFECT FALL WEATHER...so i have no explanation why Dev is carrying Tofu lol
 
tofu is literally a princess...having two men guard her around her castle sofa.
QUEENN OF MY HEART
BODY AND SOULLL OH WOAHHH OHHH
ahah i saw this girl at school with a doge bookbagg
this meme was the exact reason why i said i never wanted a doge, but now every time i look at tofu's face, i regret ever saying that. 
lolol, i'm soo glad no one listened to me about that HAHAH
tofu's first playdate with our neighbor's dog, gigi!!
tofu was soo cute!! she got along with gigi so well and they were just chasing each other around and sniffing butts :)
hehe we made so many friends because of tofu...aha everyone has to stop and say hello because she is just soo CUTEE :)
blahhh so in chinese culture, it's not really appropriate to take pictures of someone while they're sleeping..
BUTTT...LOOK AT THIS FACE. LOOK AT IT. 
SHE HAS TO BE AN EXCEPTION BECAUSE HOW CUTE IS SHE WHEN SHE SLEEPS?
GAHHHH. i just wanna strangle her and hug and kiss her all dayyyy and all night longgg.
my health teacher was like "i love my children more than I love myself...and none of you will understand this, until you're a parent."
and i was like omgg...what? i love tofu more than i love myself. 
lolol hehe i love tofuu soo muchhhhhh <3 i literally miss her when i'm at school and WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WHENI GO TO COLLEGE. :(

wowee more interesting pics of my life that isn't tofu
WE CELEBRATED INDIAN NEW YEAR WITH MY NEIGHBORS!!
HAPPY DIWALI!!

i can show you incredible things
lol i normally don't use the snapchat filters but i kinda like how this one turned out cuz imma swaggalicious bunny.
HAHA, so my neighbor, Veronica, was at my house and she wanted to carry Tofu. and she didn't know where to put her, so she put her on a chair, and tofu is literally holding onto her leg for her dear life.
IT IS THE FUNNIEST THING EVER. OMG MY DOG IS SO FUNNY AND CUTE

we also had to dogsit my cousin's dog..and i must say..it was the most stressful week ever with these two.
he literally was so scared of tofu and kept barking at her and we had to split them up at all times.
AND HE LITERALLY PEES IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT AFTER WE FINISHED TAKING HIM OUT FOR A WALK. UGHHHzzz

whee on this dayy, we didn't have school and Jackie, our moms, and I went to Turning Point to celebrate jackie getting her license. XD
ALSO THE SAME DAY, REPUTATION CAME OUT AND WE DIED :)
eee taylor swift makes me soo happyy and her new app is the bomb diggity. and she makes me soo happyy :)
i know i don't usually get intimate on the blog, but one thing that kind of bothers me is how people think of me. and i always feel like everything i do or don't do is wrong and just leaves a bad impression on people and aghh it drives me insane
but then i listen to taylor swift or reminisce to when jackie and i met taylor and it brightens my mood because jackie and taylor make me happyyyyy hehe
yaa just wanted to express how much i love taylor hehe
spa night with my aunttt :)) loll
here's a pic that i accidentally saved to my camera roll and i look so done with life and i probably was because the whole car ride, my parents were telling me how unhealthy i am and then we went to the store and bought all this healthy food and i wanted to cry cuz all i wanted was bubble tea. ahaha..i see why my parents think i'm unhealthy now HAHAHAHH
soo..uhh this fashionista managed to bite off her harness because she thought that her harness would be cuter as a belt. 
James practiced his moves on me to prepare for his tournament. and he won 3rd place...so uhh pretty sure it was all thanks to me. i risked my life for james. i deserve a #1 best sister everrrrr award. thanks. 
this was taken on thanksgiving and im thankful for my familyy :) hehhehe
THIS LITTLE BABYYY!!! I JUST LOVES IT WHEN SHE SLEEPS. SO CUTE.
HAHA ON BLACK FRIDAY, MY MOM BOUGHT TOFU A DRESS..AND UHHH
SHE HATED THE DRESS SO MUCH, SHE GOT MAD AT US AND HAD HER BACK TOWARDS US.
AFTER CALLING HER NAME 100 TIMES, SHE TURNED HER HEAD AND GAVE US THE "WHAT THE FLOP DO YOU WANT FROM ME?" LOOK
MY DOG IS SOO SASSYYY
TOFU IS A PIANO PRODIGYY!!
tofu is probably thinking like..what is wrong with my owners? they force me in doing weird things and all i wanna do is sleep and play with my toys.
HAHAH i dont know what got me started in all of a sudden being obsessed with teletubbies but i find it the most funniest thing ever. ahah my mom literally said to me: "i feel bad for you and all the kids who had to watch this show. these aliens look so traumatizing." HAHA I LITERALLY CACKLED ON MY WATER AND CRIED AND DIEDD. HAHA...i think they look soo funnyyy.  WHO WANTS TO HAVE A TELETUBBIES MARATHON WITH ME?
oohhh btw..i screenshotted this because i remember this exact episode where the cookie machine was going crazy and all the teletubbies were in their beds eating the cookies.  <-- HAHA this literally shows i'm the weird friend. buzzfeed, you're soo smart.
i wanted to get this for james for this birthday because he always screams "NAKED BABIES" around the house. but i got him toilet shot glasses instead because hes a buttholeeeeeee. hehehe

THROWBACK TO HIS PRETEEN AND BABY YEARS. 
THE MOST DISGUSTING THIS IS...JAMES IS NOW A TEENAGER. AND NEXT YEAR, I'M GOING TO BE AN ADULT. HOW DISGUSTING IS THAT. UGH. EW. STOP. CRIES.
we went paint balling as a little celebration for james' bday and it was intense.
It was also kinda sad and embarrasing cuz uhh.... it was all 6 of us( James, Noah, Veronica, Max, Jackie, and I) against 3 adults and 1 kid....and we lost...many times.
we literally sucked at paintball but it was really fun and that's all that counts.
I hate that strategy thing where they go like "SURRENDER OR DIE!"
i'm pretty sure i'm like traumatized from the last time that happened to me in pennsylvania. LOL


fear doesn't shut you down, it wakes you up :)
Jackie was soo dauntless!! she was running around in the game trying to shoot people, while i was just hiding and camping in one spot. heheiosdk
yeahhh and jackie still has bruises from paintball :( 
lol sorry there's like no transition at all in these pictures it's just random. AGHH
but yeah, i was exhausted in this picture and tofu just came by and plopped this on my face and then walked away. thankss babyyyy <3
tofu's first time in the snow!! and she was soo excited and happy!!
i was literally stressing out that whole day because tofu wasn't poopinggg because there was no grass for her to sniff. but then the next day the snow started to melt and she finally pooped soo everything was finneee :)
sniff sniff
i'm that mom who always asks their kids for a picture and tofu is the kid that is like NO NO NO NO NO. NO MORE PICTURES
tofu is also that kid that never smiles for a pic and has to be sillyyy and cuteee all the time. loll
TOFU, YOU'RE SUCH A BABYY
noah squishing tofuuu
 tofu is looking for someone to save her
snow engel
 tofu loves the snow because it's the only chance she actually gets the chance to digg lol


 LOOK HOW HAPPY SHE ISSS
ha. tofu is like nOOO HELP ME. 
 ok, so for the past week, i had to walk tofu out in the morning because my mom wasn't home. and i tried like 3x to get tofu outside but every time i opened the door, she was shaking because it was soo coold out.
 so she gave me no choice but to put her sweater on her and she FINALLY went outside and did her business. :)
LOOK HOW CUTE SHE IS!!
i literally had 5 minutes to get to school after taking tofu out..and i managed to have made it just in time.
bwahaha
this picture was taken at 12:00am with most of the my homework incomplete becausee AT 10:30, I TOOK TOFU OUT FOR A WALK AND AS WE WERE WALKING, SHE HAD SOMETHING IN HER MOUTH AND I TRIED TO GET IT OUT, BUT SHE PULLED BACK AND HER HARNESS CAME OFF AND SHE WAS RUNNING AND GOING CRAZY OVER MY NEIGHBOR'S PROPERTY.  AND JAMES AND I TRIED EVERYTHING AND WE WERE FREEZING COLD OUTSIDE AND WE ENDED UP CALLING THE POLICE. AND THE POLICE WAS LIKE.IF WE BLIND HER WITH THE LIGHTS..DO YOU THINK SHE'LL BE SCARED ENOUGH TO RUN BACK HOME? ANDD AFTER A FEW TIMES..SHE DID RUN BACK HOME!! AND UGHH IT WAS SOO STRESSFUL. IT LITERALLY TOOK US 1 1/2 HOURS TO GET TOFU TO CROSS THE STREET. :( 
WHOOO TAYLOR'S BIRTHDAY SHOULD BE  A NATIONAL HOLIDAY LOL
i also look horrible with wavy hair like that but taylor swift's new hairstyle is like that sooo obviously have to follow herrr hehe

let it snow! let it snow! let it snow!!
guys i am soo tireedddd 
i'm sorry if this post was boring and poopy
i feel so stressed and tired and blehhhh but i really wanted to bloggg.
i actually finished this post a few weeeks ago, but the website glitched, and nothing was saved. :( also,on that day, i was having a horrible day, but after blogging, i felt so much better. It's crazy how this blog has such an affect on me, like i love this blog so much and the memories we make and share on here. :)
hehe and i can't wait to be make many more :)

anywayss, i hopeee you likeee all these pictures of tofu and i hope she makes you happy as much as she makes me :) hehehehehe
<3 
i promise to blog more oftenn :)
see you soon,
gracee :)