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Friday, April 3, 2015

PRANK FAIL AND HOW TO SHOP RIGHT

GUYS GUYS GUYS

  1. OMG FIRST THINGGS FIRST... A COLLABORATED POST! WOOO!   
  2. I FAIL AT LIFE. UGH UGH. OK...soo lemme just give a little background information. So, in Art Camp, Jackie and I used to cut out weird pictures in magazines and tape them to our counselor, Stella's back. Soo..since I was going to see Jackie for another hot yoga class, PERFECT TIME TO PRANK....and since it's throwback thursday, why not throw  back some art camp memories eh?. XD. So, I planned everything all out, I was super duper excited to prank Jackie...like I just wanted yoga to end faster, just so I could prank her. After yoga I went to the changing room to prepare the prank. I was all ready to go and shoved the picture with tape in my pocket. But the stupid tape attached to my sweatshirt, and lost it’s stickiness. So as we were in the car to get frozen yogurt (gotta treat urself after a workout yo), I was shuffling around in my pocket , trying to add new tape and Jackie was giving me weird looks and was suspicious, but didn’t question anything. ;) BUT IT WAS LITERALLY SO HARD TO GET THAT TAPE ONTO THE PICTURE. I WAS FAILING SO BAD. AND I WAS SOO SCARED THAT JACKIE WAS GOING TO QUESTION...SO THANKS JACKIE...lolol I was trying to hide it by trying to find my chapstick in my messy pocket...hehe maybe it worked?..anyways..we got to the fro yo place, and  as a” trusted gentleman-like friend”,  I patted Jackie “to signal her to go in”hehe but really...i slapped that picture on her back like a taco. ..BUT GUYS! I WAS SOO HAPPY! IT STAYED ON!  AND I COULDN’T HELP BUT LAUGH AS WE WERE GETTING OUR FRO YOYOYOY...luckily she didn’t see me crack up and die though. :)  AND THEN, she sprinted to the table like a happy little 5 year old..aww <3, AND THE PICTURE FELL OFF. :( But, I needed to prank her...so after eating all dat fro yo, Jackie and I convinced our parents to take us to Shop Rite.  Since, it’s literally like a minute away. AHAH Jackie just wanted to stay with me longer. <3 awww LUV YA JACKS. and I’m just an amazing friend and wanted to successfully prank her.. BWAHAHA. So, I gave up on the tape, and just put the picture in her hood, making the picture stick out a little bit. Jackie’s mom was next to me so I wanted to ask her to ask Jackie what was in her hood. ..but I guess she read my mind and didn’t approve, so she walked ahead of me to talk to my mom. :( AND THEN JACKIE WAS A VERRY HAPPY BUTTSACK, AND SKIPPED/DANCED TO THE ENTRANCE. and I didn’t notice it until we got inside, that THE PICTURE FELL OUT.  AND I WAS CRYING...in the inside. STUPID TAPE! IF FLOPPING TAPE JUST STUCK TO JACKIE, MY PRANK WOULD HAVE BEEN A FUNTASTIC SUCCESS..BUTT NOO. THANKS TAPE. I REALLY APPRECIATE IT. but siriusly Jackie..watch your back. >:)
    hehe the picture I attempted to put on Jackie's back. 
  3. HOI JACKIE HERE   :3
    SOO DURING YOGA WE HAD TO DO THIS RELAXING SLEEPING THING (meditating but with strange strange noises)  and I had lots of dreeams hahha.  We had to sleep while there was this ball spinning and making noises.  I was jerking awake and asleep and awake and asleep in and out of conciousness as THE BALL KEPT GETTING LOUDER AND WAKING ME UP.  And the room was like a BLANK SPACE and my foot fell asleep and i could hear Grace restlessly moving all over next to me
    In one of the dreams I was floating in the ocean and then I was sinking SINKING DEEP and I got swallowed by a whale that was huge and gray and then the inside of the whale’s mouth was a blue sky and there were doors lined up across the sky.  So I went through one of the doors and I was standing on a bridge in the middle of a pretty forest and the river below me was bubbling up and making the ball sound AND IT KEPT GETTING SO LOUD AND FREAKIN MEH OUT.  And then I regained consciousness.  It felt so nice being with some of the people I love most in the warm room and with spring break happiness on top of that I feel like I could sleep there forever.  Or dance around and spin and run and yell and make a fool of myself in public. OR BOTH SIMULTANEOUSLY!  HAHAHAHHEUHEUHEUHEUEHUEHUEBWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    ALSO BEFORE WE STARTED, I KINDAAA PRANKED GRACE.  I’m counting it as a prank.
    Haha we were wearing these heavy eye masks and we couldn’t see anything I reached over to slap Grace but I had no idea where she was and i ended up touching her hair instead… So I was petting her hair and Grace was like “.... Mommy???”  And I was cracking up sooo much and she was like “WHAT? WHAT WHAT WHAT???”  
    So I said “I THINK THERE’S A BUG IN YOUR HAIR”
    And she was like “AHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHH WHATTTTT WHATTTTTTTTTTTT”
    And after I kept laughing and laughing she realized it was me.  I’M SUCH A WOOBLE STALKING NINJA!  GRACE IS SUCH A GULLIBLE WITTLE GRAPEY RAVIOLI
    Now the score for prank wars is Jackie: 2 points Grace:1 point   YOU BETTAH WATCH YO BACK GRASS………………………………………………………………….LITERALLY

    Then we went to Let’s Yo and Shop Rite and WE WERE LAUGHING EVERYWHERE SOOO MUCH.  PEOPLE WERE STARING AT US WHERE EVER WE WALKED.  WE WERE TRAMPING A PERPETUAL JOURNEY OF WASHI WASHI AND WOOBLE DYING ON THE FLOOR.  Hehe I’m so happy right now my cheeks hurt so much *fro* smilin
    g  :>
  4. I can't get rid of that stupid 4 over there <-- sowaayy. <4
     Jackie is the brown poopy one (which happened to be delicieux poop excusez moi) and Grace is the majestic unicorn poop.

    HELLLYOOOO FROOZEN YOOOOOOOGURT. ;)
     OR MAYBE ITS THE  YOGA TALKING, OR THE FROZEN YOOGURT.... CUZ FRO YO IS AN OPEN DOOORRRR DOOORR DOOR. hehe sorry...I had to... LET IT GO. ahaha 

    more pics of yoyoy le frooo
    woah grace's eye look so asiany. woah she looks soo asiany. woah. woah. what? woah why is Grace so short? woah Grace's hair looks cool. Woah Grace likes talking in 3rd person. She thinks its cool.


    HHAHA WE WENT TO THE FROYO PLACE RIGHT AS IT WAS CLOSING... AND WE ENDED UP STAYING AN EXTRA HALF HOUR AFTER IT WAS SUPPOSED TO CLOSE.. AGAINNN
    We are such dauntless rebels intruding on local businesses like that  :)  THAS JUST HOW WE ROLL around in frozen yogurt.
    .......but then we were kicked out indirectly by the workers flickering the lights. hehe WHOOPSIES

    JACKIE IS DECLARING THIS IS A NEW TRADITION.  EVERYTIME WE BURN LOTS OF CALORIES WE HAVE TO EAT THEM ALL AGAIN!!  

    oohh...Grace likes this picture vurry much.
    Jackie-stamp-of-approval 

    after this selfie, Jackie dripped some of her fro yo on us. -__-

    wowow...this is soo attractive Grace can't even..
    Grace's sweatshirt string bothers Grace.
    Jackie's face bothers Jackie.
    That green background though :)) < DOUBLE CHIN FROM EATING TOO MUCH

    JUST A SPOON FULL OF FRO YO HELPS THE DRUGGIES GO DOWN.

    dat awkward moment when u find a random toast on the ground of shoprite.....
    LOAFA BOI
    We huddled around this bread for way longer than any normal person should
    well actually Jackie...A NORMAL PERSON WOULDN'T EVEN CROWD AROUND THE BREAD DOUGH.
    did i really just say that to say my dough pun?..totally not. ;) ehhehe


    OMIGAWSH GUYS! WE CAN ALSO BAG GROCERIES! WE'RE SOO PROWD OF OURSELVES. U SHOULD TOO!
    WE KNOW HOW TO SHOP RIGHT... cough cough SHOP RITE  HAHAHAHHAA PUNTATOOO
    We should have bought puntatos and cat cream and tacos and starwberriess :D

    -err..the second to last and the last picture should be switched..cuz the time order would make a lot more sense..if ya know what I mean..but it's midnight now....and just cuz...we're #lazy. that hashtag was unnecessay but ya know what...I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT. SO HATERS BACK OFF. :P

    -Yeah I know BUT BLOGGER IS STILL BEING A FARTICUS AND AFTER IT DELETED EVERYTHING FOUR LIKE THE FOURTH TIME hehehhehe four THEN IT WOULDNT LET ME PUT THIS PIC ABOVE THE OTHER so I surrendered SO SLEEEPPYY BRO MAH BROTATO
    4. WE PLANNED SO MUCH STUFF TO DO OVER SPRING BREAK!!  Let’s see if I can remember it all…
    -Guitaring and jamming togethaahhh
    -Jumping around everywhere on easter wearing bunny ears and leaving eggs all over the bike trail  (hopefully birds don’t think that it’s their own eggsss xD  )
    - Watch amazing spiderman 2 and high school musical 3
    -Train to beat Ryan at arm wrestling
    -Finish the punsie

    -cat cream video
    -professional pictures
    -"SAT PREP" HAI SUI YEE YEE IF YOU'RE READING THIS!! WE SHOULD HAVE MORE PLAYDATES SO WE CAN PREPARE FOR SAT. YAYAYYAYAY ;)
    MMKAY BWIIII!! -Grapes and Juicy

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