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Saturday, June 6, 2015

HOOPY BIRTHDAY RYAN HAPPYY DAY 生日快樂!

SUPO JACKIE HERE TO TELL ABOUT THE BEST BIRTHDAY PARTY EVER 
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Calvin Klein had the BEST idea to throw a SUPAHH SURPRISE PARTAYY and have us all dress up as sword art online characters and walk around his house and freak him out xD
Bwahaha so here's how we cosplayed it 
Calvin = Heathcliffe "I'm heathcliffe because I'm smart, cunning, and all my skills go to waste"
UHHH NO CALVIN SHOULD HAVE BEEN CALVIN KLEIN BECAUSE HE WAS WEARING THIS BLACK CALVIN KLEIN SHIRT THAT GRACE GAVE HIM THAT WAS FOR A WOMAN ahahah
Danooo= Klein for being the "side guy" but really because we all wanted to see him stick up his hair with dah poofy headband xD
Jackie= Asunaaaa CUZ OF MY SWORD SKILLZZZZ
Grace= Yui cuz she's suhhh kawaii desuu achoo and she mah babyy
Ryan = KIRITO

BUT RYANNNNN WAS ONTO OUR PLANS AND SUCH A WOOBLE STALKING NINJA AND WHEN DAN LEFT HIS EMAIL ACCOUNT OPEN AND RYAN WENT ON AND STARTED READING OUR SECRET GROUP CHAT THAT APPARENTLY WASN'T SECRET ENOUGH.  Mannn Grace and I are such failz at teh art of wooble stalking ninjers but Grace said she thought about spamming the chat with random floop in case Ryan somehow saw it... but then she didn't.  Luckily Calvin saved us all and slammed the laptop shut on Ryan.  YOUR EYES SHALL NOT PASS.

Yahh so on Monday Dana and Chao chaozzz came home on the bus with me to my house... and it was so foggy and rainy and Grace walked to the dollar store to buy supplies for us and then bike-rided/bike-rode/HWAAA to my house with everything... SHOUTOUT TO GRACE FOR EXERCISING SO MUCHH
Calvin working so diligently on his floppy sword 

"Why am I the test subject for how to make the swords??"

DANAAAAA

DANATALIEEE LOOKS SO HAPPY WITH HIS CARDBOARD KATANA


Shoving chopsticks into calvins sword to make it less floppy

SWORD SWORD DO YOU LIKE MY SWORD SWORD SWORD MY DIAMOND SWORD SWORD SWORD YOU CANNOT AFFORDFORD FORD MAH DIAMOND SWORD SWORD
WE ARE THE BEST ENGINEERS!  WE ARE RANCHOS!!!
Chopsticks+hot glue+ exacto knieves= PERFECTION (failure)

Dan listening to his own video game playlist tskkk WE WERE PLAYING PERFECTLY GOOD TAYLOR SWIFT/COLDPLAY/WORSHIP MUSIC

STEALING CALVINS GUITAR AFTER HE LEFT AYYY
This procrastination is probz why i didnt finish my weaponry and then had to stay up hot gluing and painting  the night before ahahahahjskdnejknde

THIS BE REMINDING ME OF ART CAMP



Mann... i wanna go to my fridge right now but suh far awayy

OOOOHHHH I SEE YOU THIRSTY??? YOU WANNA BE WATERED??  LAUREN CAN ARRANGE FOR DAT 


SUCH ARTISTRY

guitahh smuggling

THE CALVIN KLEIN SHIRT

"Can I keep this?" - Dano/Klein

Yahhh we made a mess xD









FINALLY WE GET TO THE BEST PART.  After school on thursday we all went to calvin's house to finish up everything.  Then his mom drove us to the end of Ryan's neighborhood, and we ran to Ryan's house wearing printed out FNAF masks and flailing cardboard swords everywhere and the cars that passed by were staring at us.  xD
Ryan's mom was waiting at the door, and she let us in and brought us to the basement.  She told Ryan that he had to "go help a family friend lift something" so he was in the garage and we ran up to his room and Dan tripped going up the stairs and I was soooo scared that we were going to ruin the surprise...  BWAHAHA so when we got into his room we put on the masks (even though Grace and I were peeking so we could see teh long awaited reaction.. loooool I feels like a scientist CHEMICAL REACTIONS). And Calvin made a swaggy swankster wankster pose on the bed and we all just stood there for a few minutes.  HAHHAHAA RYANS REACTION WHEN HE FINALLY WALKED IN WAS SOOOOOO FUNNAYYYY.  HE WALKED IN AND HE DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE US so I threw my sword at him hehehh... And then he looked at us all standing there and calvin on the bed and his eyes got reallyyy wide and for a moment his face was like :o and then he got a horrified look on his face liek squiggalmon.JPG  and then he just walked out of the room and didn't come back until 5 mins later.  LOLOLOL I WAS DYINGGG IT WAS THE BESTTT.
Then afterwards we went outside and played frisbee/baseball/golf/basuke but Grace and I were too cold and unathletic so we just stood there for a whileee and talked to Ryan.  Heheh... And we ate cake and watched some wooble old spice commercials LOLOL THEY WERE SO WEIRD and Grace was fixing the PUNchen bag for Ryan (sorry for using up all the plastic bags..) and it was so much fun :D
HOOOPYY BIRTHDAY RYAN EVERY YEAR WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU THE BEST BIRTHDAY EVER
BWAHHAA




Cup cup song
bebe

OOOOOO FOOOOOOOOOOOD Hehe sorry for taking the sandwich that Grace was "eyeing"  xD
AYY THEY ATE SANDWICHES IN SAO TOO

Bromanliness


dan and ryan gettin violent
Dan loses his glasses and dignity

YER A BLIZZARD CALVIN
let it gooooo let it gooooooo can't hold it back anymoreeee

DAN SUCH A LONER WONT TAKE ANY SELFIESSS

And calvin kept on hitting the ball down the hill into the orange beach ocean where a monly mon once chopped wood 

He iz praying

Continuing to take pictures of the sunset and all the skies waves and wonder :D

"Ryan whai yo baseball bat so short"
"I DUN NEED A BIG ONE.  IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT I NEED PROTECTION I'M NOT USING THE BAT TO PLAY BASEBALL WITH A ROBBER"
"why not"

HOLE IN ONE  Ryan's windows

Swaaaagonator B-)

How to take a selfie
Mhmm yaa take notes on this, dan xD

Locking dan out of the house hehehehueheuheuheuheueueuuuu

AHHH TIS THE MONSTER IN ZE CLOSET



Ahahh... they look so happy... and also pretty shady...


AYY the sword looks so coooolll 



Haha WOAHH 15 SO OLD
CUZ WHEN YOU'RE FIFTEEEEEN YOURE GONNA SIT ON DANOS LAP AND HE'S GONNA BE SANTA CLAUSSS
...err yahh I was trying to make the song sound less awkward but I think I made it more awko xD




CODYY WAS DANCINGGG/DOING SOMETHING I DUN EVEN KNOWWWW
ahahahha it's still so funny but our laughing cough cough mine is mehhhfdjckenkjcndlcndskjxnkjsdnckjdf
and grace's voice is fjsigjsigsgiosjbifobjx - grace
JUST ENJOYY ADORABLEE DANCINGG CODYYY!! <3







Cake dah cat




Haha Grace was wearing my dress and I was wearing Grace's/ Grace's mom's skirt
DATS HOW CLOSE WE ARE
LOOOL AND DAN WAS ALSO WEARING GRACE'S SHIRT
and calvin would've too but he didn't approve of the women's clothing 


Aweee cody wants the cake too
Grace's mom loved cody sooo much we stayed like an extra 20 mins after our parents came cuz she was petting cody hehehe MAYBE YOU'LL GET A DOGGIE GRACEEE

Dan- sup dawggg
Cody- nothin much bro gimme cake
Dan- NUU IF YOU EAT CHOCO YOU WILL DIEEEEEE





Welppp

iunno if the cake is more captivating or whatever is going on in the background >.>


Birthday wishesss


HAIIII WITTLE RYAN SO OLD NOW


Bomb diggityy swordss BUT RYANS IS THE BESTTTTT AHHH 3OP5ME
aaaand of course I blinked
LOOOOOL 


Bro = Me
Adventurer = Grace

RYAN IS A BRO ADVENTURER
WOAHHHHH
HE HAS TO CROSS THE GREAT SANDWICH TRENCH AND CROSS TEH ALMIGHTY ONION RIVERS
AND RESCUE ALL HIS FRIENDS
BEST HERO :D
BEST WALL EVARRR
THE SWANK CREWWW

Swankk crew
Hehe I love you guys so much and I wanna do everythinggg with you guys :>
WE HAVE TO DO LOTS OF STUFF OVER THE SUMMERRR



YO RYAN JUST WAIT UNTIL YOUR NEXT BIRTHDAYYY.  BEWARE TEH TROLLZERZ WE'RE GOING TO MAKE NEXT YEAR EVEN BETTER BWAHAHHAA
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