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Wednesday, July 1, 2015

CUZ when you're FIFTEEN....

HEY HEY HEY!!! GUYZZZ IM FIFTEENNN!! AGHHH I'M SOO OLD! AHHH AHH AHH
HEHE BUT FIRST IMMA TELL U STORIES THAT LEAD UP TO MAH BDAY..kinda..bwahaha SOO SITT TIGHTT AS WE GO UP AND AWAY OUT OF THIS GALAXY!

mkkayyy, so on Wednesday(June 24th), after Jackie came back from her grandparent's house, she came to my house to work on the swank crew shirts we were making. OMG LOOK AT THE SHIRTS! AREN'T THEY OUT OF THIS GALAXYY??  LOLL THE ROCKETSHIP IS THE LITTLE EINSTEINS ROCKETSHIP AND WE WERE LISTENING TO THAT SONG FOR LIKE 2 HOURS. AHAH. WE'RE NOT CRAZYY. LOLOL AND ON THE BACK, WE HAVE OUR NICKNAMES AND A CATCHPHRASE OR A  SWANKY QUOTE. LOLOLL....WE ALSO IRONED THE SWANK CREW'S FACE INTO STARS AND PUT THEM AROUND THE FRONT OF THE SHIRT...except I was being a poop and printed our faces on the wrong side of the iron on paper....so we had to buy more iron on adhesives. :/ THANKS UNCLE HARRY FOR BUYING MORE FOR US! :) ..i sowwyyy. :/  BUT THE SHIRTS LOOK AMAZINGG!!! JUST LOOK AT THEM! ADMIRE ALL DA SWANKINESS!!

OUR SWANKKYYY TSHIRTTTSS!!!
hehe..sowz..this was before the stars were ironed on :/ 

FIRST TSHIRT COMPLETE! YESH!
omg the floor is a mess...hehee its cuz we'd be workinnn hardd XD

 aii jackie got paint in her hair..so she had to cut it off. lolol..kinda smart tho cuz noww split ends errywhere in my hair from ripping off all da paint. ai ai ai
LOLOL, then early in the next morning of Thursday, Jackie and I met at Nicole's house and skateboarded to the bike trail. LOLOL hehe it was really hott..especially when you're wearing black t-shirts..probably wasn't the smartest idea.
 AHAH..Nicole was soo pro and she was teaching meh how to balance. aha...i should practice more. YO JACKIE AND NICOLE! LETS DO THIS MORE OFTENN!!!! BWAHHA

AHA JACKIE ADN NICOLE ARE ONE

dey see me rolllinn', theyy hattinn

it's pretty dangerous to take pictures while skateboarding
but #DAUNTLESSSS!! 
 After skateboarding, Jackie and I went to Ryan's house for a movie marathon. WHOO HOO!!! Except Calvin and Joyce said they were coming late so  it was just me, Jackie, Ryan, and Dan. And we decided to walk to Wawa from his house for luncheos. BUTT, Ryan forgot how to get there..so we walked back to his house. TSK TSK..ALL DAT EXERCISE MAHNNN!!!
lolol, Ryan and Dan were ahead of us and Jackie and I were too exhausted to catch up to them so when we reached his front door, they locked us out. R000DDDD. LOLOL, so Jackie and I went to his backyard and exploredd the wonderss of natureeeee. And then afterwards, Jackie and I were playing hide and seek with them..except the boys didn't know they were supposed to seek. lolol...so we were just hiding. We decided to settle on his deck and beg Cody to open the door. CODYYY, WHY U NO OPEN DA DOOR FOR US HMM?? I THOUGHT U WERE MAHH FRIENNDDDDDDD! :( LOLOL, after 20 minutes of begging, Dan came to us and was like "the front door has been open for like 10 minutes" (about 17 minutes..according to Ryan).  LOLOL WOWWW...SO JACKIE AND I WENT BACK TO THE FRONT YARD AND FOUND RYAN SITTING BY THE DOOR WITH HIS GUITAR. WOWWWW GUYSSSS WOOWWWWW. Hehe, then we watched TV until Jackie had to leave for her prayer team rehearsal. But, right after jackie left, Joyce came! HEHE YAYY! HAII JOYCE!! lolol, we were whispering each other stories and laughing soo hard. Ahaha..the boys were probably judging us soo harddddd. Ryan's mom drove us to Wawa..cuz she obviously knew da way..aha, and then we went to Shop Rite to get movies from Red Box. Lolol, and as we were driving back from  Wawa and the shop rite adventure, Calvin was sitting by the porch with his guitar and a hello kitty pillow. XDD Afterr thatt, we decided to make a fort to watch the movie.except the boys went their separate ways..and the girls fort is 26x better. XD Hehe, the first movie we watched was Big Hero 6. BADALALALALALA.  Aha, then I had to leave the crew for my piano lesson. BUT HAVE NOO FEARR, CUZ I CAMEE BACKK. BWAHAH! U CAN'T GET RID OF MEEE THAT QUICKLY GUYYSSS! Hehe, Ryan's mom picked mehh up..THANKS RYAN'S MOM!! And I brought  this huge frozen oreo cake cuz I thought that cake was from Jackie's bday..but uhh apparently we threw that out. But this cake works too....ahah This cake was supposed to be for Jackie's late birthday,  Dan's 3/4 birthday, Ryan's late birthday, and Calvin's late birthday...but it just turned into celebrating  my birthday. ahahaa

the orange beach ocean where a monly mon chopped wood
selfiee with da natureee and us twinnning!!!

 if you look closely, you can see either dan or ryan peeking in on  us ahhaaha...YO OPEN THE DOOR!

hehe soo professionalll

chillin in front of da deckkk

my lip is crooked

AWW CODYY!!!! yeshh help us!



their fort

WINNIEE DA POOOHH BLANKETT OOOHOHHH

our fort
lolol....just put a blanket on ur head...and U ARE ALL SETTT :)
hehe...we actually ditched our forts and moved to the boys' forts. ahaha...and we sat on the floor and I think my butt has  muscles now. BWAHAHA. And we watched The Hobbit Desolation of Smaug and Now You See Me.   AHA NOWW U SEEE MEEE, NOWW U DON'TT.


they smushing Ryan with the couch cushions lolol...oh whoops I am too..aha mah legs thooo
wait i think those are ryan's legs...OK NEVERMINDD. I THINK THEY ARE SQUISHING CALVIN
I DONT EVEN KNOW ANYMOREE


loll the boys were stealing our phones and guessing our passcodes and we had to keep changing it. AND THEN I TOOK JACKIE'S PHONE AND CHANGED HER PASSWORD..but i forgot that i did it..and err I kinda locked her phone for like an hour. HAHAA SORRY JACKIE. I'M GETTING OLD AGHH

same bruh
EWWWWW WHAI THIS PIC EWEWWENJENJKW -jacks

Awwwww ahahhaa this gif of Grace's face and Ryan playing guitahhhh
:DDD -jacks again

AHAHA this gif kinda has nothing to do with this butatatatahhhh I LOVE IT AWW AHAHA JAMES PHOTOBOMBING THOUGHH -triple jacks in the box

AWW THE FULL SWANK CREW!!
AWW SOO CUTE!

<33 i love you guysss!
lolol...Ryan's dad wanted us to do a serious face...but  I couldn't stop laughing. AHAHA.
the boys are pretty good at the serious face thoo :D
and right as we were about to leave, Ryan came out with this hugee boxx wrapped in cherry wrapping paper that his mom wrapped soo neatly..and that i kinda destroyed...SOWWYYYYY. :/
AHAHA AND INSIDE THAT BOX, WAS A MEDIUM SIZED BOX. AND THEN INSIDE THAT BOX WAS A SMALLER BOX.
SUCH TROLLL RYAN. U R SUCH A TROLLLLLLL


OH AND WHAT'S INSIDE THE SMALL BOX...A BRICK!!! 
AND IT'S NOT EVEN GEORGE!! 
oh sowzz..its not just a brick..its a penny hot glued onto a brick. LOLOL I WAS DYINGG SO HARD.
LOLOL, but seriously..THANKS RYAN FOR THE BRICK. :)) hehe..i'm keeping it forever and using it to build my house!! LOLOL, he went to Home Depot when it lost power and found the perfect brick that wasn't all crumbly and disgusting. LOL THIS BRICK IS JUST AS GOOD AS GEORGE. BRICKCHARDD IS MAH BRAEK. :)


lolol after leaving Ryan's house, our parents let us have another sleepover! AHAHA YASSS!! 
THANKS MOMMY AND SUI YEEE YEEEE.



HEHEE OMGG IT'S MAH BDAYYY!! 
WHY AREN'T YOU CENTERED???


FIRST SELFIEE ON 626 AND ITS WITHH JACKKAYYY!! :)) <3 YAYYYY!



ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! THIS IS THE DA BIG DAY! WHERE TAYLOR SWIFT'S LYRICS HAS TOUCHED MEH IN THE HEART AND MADE ME REALIZE HOW LUCKY I AM AND SUCH TREACHEROUS  FRIENDS! 
MKAYYY, SO TWAS 10:00 WHEN JACKIE AND I WOKE UP FROM THAT LONG AND RESTED NIGHT. HEHE, IT WAS ALL CHILL AND WHATEVER UNTIL
MY MOM STARTED YELLING AT ME TO CLEAN THE HOUSE AND TO TAKE ALL THE JACKETS OFF THE COUCH EVEN THO ITS PRETTY POINTLESS CUZ NOBODY SITS ON THE COUCH.  WHAI AM I PUTTING THIS AAWAY. WHY U YELLING AT MEH ON MAH BDAY FOOLL? AND THEN SHE GAVE MEH SOO MUCH ATTITUDE AND TOLD MEH TO WATAH THE GARDEN. LIKEE BRUHH..IT MAH BDAYY...say it to meh nicelyyy ay leasttt. . :(
AND THEN AFTER I WATERED THE GARDEN, SHE COMES AND YELLS AT ME EVEN MOREE AND TELLS ME TO CLEAN UP A HUGE PAINT STAIN IN MY ROOM,  ON THE FLOOR FROM THE SWANK CREW TSHIRTS.  
AI AI AI AI WHAII MOMMYYY? ANDDD THENNNNNN I GO UPSTAIRS, AND IN THE CORNER I SEEE RYAN WITH A HUGE SKI MASK AND AN UNLOADED PAINTBALL GUN AIMED AT ME. AHAH I WAS SOO SCAREDD AND THEN I KINDA BACKED AWAY AND SCREAMED "WHAT THE POOP!" LOLL AND THEN I WALKED INTO MY ROOM AND I SEE CALVIN  WITH SHADES, JUST SITTING ON MY BED LIKE A MODEL. LOLOL. AND DAN ALSO WEARING SUNGLASSES ALL CHILL SITTING ON MY CHAIR, READING A BOOK. 
LOLOL THE SWANK CREW SURPRISED ME ON MY BIRTHDAYYY!!! AND IT WAS THE BEST THING EVER! OMG! I STILL CAN'T BELIEVE THEY DID THAT FOR ME! I'M SMILING SOO HARDD RIGHT NOW! AWWW U GUYS ARE DA BEST
OHH AND THEN, THEY HANDED  ME A HUGE DISNEY BAG WITH A HUGE POOH TSUM TSUM(no pun inturded) AHAA. omg that pun just killed me..i'm peeing in my pants. AHAHA...Grace, u are not funny omg shaddap.   
AHA YEAH SO THEY GOT ME A REALLY BIG WINNIE THE POOH..hehe AND THE MEDIUM AND BOYBAYY MICKEY AND MINNEY MOUSE TSUMS TSUMS! AND THEY ARE ABSOLUTELY ADORABLE! <33  LOLL

After that epicc surprise that they threw, we went to walk on the bike trail and explore more nature..except it was  REALLYY HOTTT. ahah. so we walked back home and hadd the taco night that jackie and i have been begging for. AHAH YASS!! TACO NIGHTT!!..or taco day! whateverr..YASS TAWKOS. and then we lost power so we went outside and skateboarded and played basketball, and played in the playground that said ages 5-10. AHAHA...RUDEE SWINGSET!! ARE U CALLING ME OLD? THAT IS SOO RUDE! OMG! WHY YOU GOTTA BE SO MEAN? CUZ SOMEDAY I'LL BE LIVING IN A BIG OLD PLAYGROUND AND ALL YOU'RE EVER GOING TO BE IS A BABY HOUSE. :)
hehe, and then Jackie had to leave to prepare for her prayer team performance, and so I was left with the boys. Lolol, and they were being all wooble and took tons of selfies and snapchatted my friends and ai ai ai ai....sooo weirdd.
After them being wooble and leaving tons of valuable selfies on my phone, we dropped the boys off for an event that Jackie's church held. Hehe, while I went out to dinna for my bday. WOOOT WOOT. BUHGUHHSS FOR THE WAYY!! Ooohh, after dinner, my family went to the mall and went into Sephora, and i gave James a makeover with a really vibrant blue eyeshadow. He was the most beautiful boy I have ever seen in my whole life. <3
Hehe after all that, I went back to Jackie's church for the rest of the event and I got to see Jackie perform!! BWAHAH!! :) HEHE SHE WAS UHHMAZZINGGGGGG. WHOOOOO HOOO!! GOO JACKAYYY!!! <3 <3 <3
After Jackie's spectacular performance, the swank crew and a few of my other friends, Lauren and Melissa, went back to mah house and we had a bonfireee. WHOO HOO!
AYY CHECK BONFIRE OFF OF OUR SWANK CREW THINGS TO DO OVER THE SUMMER LIST! :DD
 omigawshh ryannn, are you tryann to give me a heartattack mahnn?
"that ski mask was really hot" -RIEEANN
LOLOLL, he wanted to scare me by the staircase, but he didn't want me falling down the stairs. AHAHAH
 AHH! PLEASE!! I'M AN INNOCENT OLD LADDEE! I DID NOTHING! PLEASE...
those drugs aren't mine
lol, should i be really happy or really terrifiedd?
 BLUBBBBB!!
 oh my gooodnesssss
 shocked ap(as poop)
 #modelstatus
#whitegirl101
#bejellyofmyhellokittymerchandise  BWAHAH
OMGGG CALVIN, U SHOULD BE THE NEXT CALVIN KLEIN MODEL!! AHAHAHHAHA
YASS!! I APPROVE.
I'M HOOKING U UP. YESH. BWAHAHA
how's da book, wonderloaf?
it is now a tradition to take a selfie with Nicole's car when we pass by it. :DD

<3 hehe wish u were here nicoolleee :)
 walk walk walk on the bike trail trail trail
<3 LETS GO ON CRAZYY FUNN ADVENTURESSS
nature makes everything looks soo professionall and pretty


why do u walk soo fastt??
oh look we caught up to them. XDD
ITS BEEN A LONGGG DAYYY WITHOUTT U MYY FRIENNDDDD
WHY U ALSO SIDEWAYSS???
WHAIII?!!?! UGHUGH UGH UGH UHG

YOU ARE MY SUNSSHINEE MY WITTLEE SUNSHINNE




this angle is weird

why are you sideways?

kish kish kish. kish the fish
aha..did i just call dan a fish. BWAHA..dan is a phish
CAN U LIKE STOP BEING SIDEWAYS THO? JEEEZ

dat skateboarding swaggg

scootin together.. WHHO HOO

dann soo intrigued in his book
lolol...ermm..so i was playing with his kindle..and i didn't know what i was doing..and i think i made him skip like 100 pages.....euhh SOWWY DAN.....hfiosgjijrd
HAHAHHHAHHAHA

attractive in soo many levels

derp derp derp 

chaoo-beyy bunnyy 




hello dan's back. 

dream about these sexy legs
btw, he's wearing pants XD
                                               
where's da other half of ur face riean?

DANNOOOOO..ft. ryan's kneee...SEE HE IS WEARING PANTS!

hushh little babbayy dont say a woordd

YUM YUM POTATOES! I HAD A BAKED POTATO FOR LUNCH TODAY AND IT WAS DEEELERRCIOUSSSS!

THEY SOO HAWT, ITS MAKING MY ROOM ALL HUMID AND MEH SWEATING ALL OVER DA PLACE


bonbonbonbon feeeyyahhhh!

LETS GATHER AROUND AND SING A CAMPFIRE SONGG

my familyyy


aha we also roasted fishballs..AHA ASIAN BONFIREEE!





I'LL FOLLOW YOU FOLLOW YOU HOMEEE...THISS NIGHTT IS TREACHEROUS

<33 aww my biffless

j'adore mes amis...pardon mah francais if my grammar is  wrong..ehirsfio

AYY!! MAH CAKE IS FROM PARIS BAGUETTE. AND MY SHIRT SAYS PARIS ON IT. BOO YAAA

AGHH DA FLASHH

AWW DA CREWW!!!


WHAIIIII?? OMG WE ARE ALL GOINGG BLINDD AGHHH

AHH..much betttahh. aww tis pic is cute. lol we are all looking at different cameras lolol
"any day spent with you is my favorite day. so, today is my new favorite day." -Pooh

my arm is soo awkward but this pic is cute. :) hehee I LOVEE U JACKIEEE
 IN THE SONG, FIFTEEN BY TAYLOR SWIFT, THE LYRICS ARE 

"WHEN YOU'RE FIFTEEN, AND SOMEBODY TELLS YOU THEY LOVE YOU, YOU'RE GONNA BELIEVE THEM."
LOLOL, AND NOW THAT IM FIFTEEEN.. I TOTES GOT YOU TAY TAY! <3

Mahnn..I'm soo lucky to have such ahmazing friends who care about me. <33 
I'm soo grateful to have you all in my life. 
I LOVE MY FRIENDS AND FAMILY SOO MUCH!!!! 
SHOUTOUT TIMEE!!
THANKS MOMMYYYY FOR STAYING HOME JUST FOR ME AND WORKING WITH MY FRIENDS TO THROW THIS BOMB DIGGITY PARTAY! HEHE I LOVE YOU!! <3 
hehe i thought u were a baddd actress frommm denying that u got me a skateboard a few weeks ago...BUT YOU TOTALLY PROVED ME WRONG. DANNG  MOMMYYY!! AHA U ACTUALLY GOT ME PISSED OFFF. AHAAA I LOVE YOU! <3
I FORGIVE YOU 2369% FOR BEING SUCH A BUTT TO ME IN THE MORNING!

THANKS JAMES FOR THE CONSTANT LOVE AND THAT STACK OF BLANK SPACE PAPER..... XD

THANKS JACKIEE FOR PLANNING EVERYTHING AND THE GUITAR AND THE VIOLIN STRING AND EVERYTHING YOUVE DONE FOR ME! YOU ARE THE BEST SISTERR I COULD EVER ASK FORR AND I LOVE YOU SOO MUCH!!! HEEH WE ALWAYS CELEBRATE OUR BIRTHDAYS TOGETHER AND LETS KEEP THAT A TRADITION! BWAHAH! CELEBRATE AS WE GROW OLDD AND WRINKLEY AND AS OLD BABYY PAULLIEE! AHHA

THANKS RYANN FOR COHELPING JACKIE AND COMMUNICATING WITH MY MOM. AHA "SWAG GANG"..hehe not quite mom... 
LOLOL THANKS FOR BRICKCHARD AND THE ADORABLEE TSUM TSUMS AND EVERYTHINGGG!! :DD 

THANKS SWANK CREWW(including Joyce:D) FOR COMINGG OUT TO CELEBRATE MAH BDAY!
               BESTTT BIRHTDAY EVER!! WHO HOOO!!! u made it 6262626x special. I CAN'T WAIT TO DO THE LIST WITH U GUYS OVER DA SUMMER! WHOO HOO!

HEHE THANKS TO EVERYBODY FOR MAKING MY FIFTEENTH SOO SPECIAL AND THE BEST BIRTHDYA I COULD EVEN ASK FORRR!! WHOOOO!!!

FIFTEENNN!!!!
WHOOOO HOOOOO!!!


and right when u thought the post is over..it's not. BWAHA one last postt 
bwaha....soo the next day, the swank crew was supposed to go to 6 Flags..BUTT NOO THE WEATHER HAD TO BE A POOOPITY POOOP POOP AND RAIN. hmph...but its okayy, cuz we all met up anyways and watched tons of movies! bwhaha. well actually, it was just me and the boys most of the time, cuz jackie had a jazz practice. Majority of the time, was them tackling me and telling meh to sleep cuz aha..i barely slept the night before. HAFIOSDF  
and the other half was them trying to guess my passcode on my phone..while aha Calvin was really close..BUT NOT LIKE HE'LL REMMEBER THE NUMBERS ANYWAYS. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH BWAHHA
I'm soo evil ahha
And then the rest of the time was us watching the movie 3 Idiots because I never seen it, and it's really funny. Lolol, soo funny..and weirdd...ALL IZ WELLL.
All iz welllllll. AHAHA..
Oh, we also watched God's Not Dead which was pretty good. XD AHA AYOO THE ROBERTSON'S FAMILY WAS THERE FROM DUCK DYNASTY AND I DIED IN THE INSIDE. BUT UHH YAA THAT WAS COOLLIOS. 
BWAHHAA.............OOH OOHH OHH AND WHEN JACKIE CAME, WE SURPRISED THEM WITH TEH SWANKYY SWANKKYY SHIRTS THAT WE MADE! AHA! except it was just calvin and ryan cuz dan had to leave. Lol, and we threw cut out stars of our faces as confotfotfotii. LOLOL.
WE ARE SOO SWANKYY BWAHAHA
lolol..kinda have to admit..this was actually comfortable. ahaha.
and we were sniffing each other hands and ryan's diaphragm felt soo cooll. ahah that sounds soo weird.AHAHA.
but like it was vibrating on my leg..ahaha ok im making things worse. SHADDUP GRACE


LOLOL HELPSSS MEEE
PILLLOOWW HOUSEEEE WHOOOOOOOO
credz to danooo for these picss XDD




1 comment:

  1. EEKKKK MAHNNN I WAS GETTING THE TINGLY HAPPY FEELING IN MY STOMACH WHEN I WAS READING THIS BECAUSEEEE MAHNN I AM SOOO LUCKY TO HAVE SUCH CARINGG AND SWEEET FRIENDS AND I LOVE YOU AND <3333333

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