HERE'S THE TEA SIS!

HOI EVERYONE WASSUP MY HOMIE HOME HOT DIGGITY DAWGS

this is JACKIE AND GRACE

GRACE AND JACKIE

GRACKIE


JACE



HOI


JK THIS IS EIKCAJ AND ECARG

TODAY MY FRIENDS, WE ATE SOME NASTY DRUGGED TEA SOAP AND NOW WE'RE HIGHHHRIHOGOIRGD AND DELUSIONALLL WHICH IS WHY WE'RE BLOGGGGGINGGG WHOOOO HOOOO!!!!

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHAT SOAPPP TASTEE LIKEEEEE??

WELLLL IT TASTE LIKE SOME SUPER SALTYYYYYYYYY DISGUSTINGG TEAAA AND SMELLSS LIKE NASTY SUPER ARTIFICIAL OLD PEOPLE SWEETTT FLOWERSSSSSS.

DON'T GET HIGH ON DRUGGED TEA SOAP EVERYONE....OR YOU'LL END UP LIKE US-BIG FATTT DUMBFARTSSSSSSSS WHO DRANKKK BATHHH WATERRRRR....but if you ever want to tryyy, come and contact us. it costs $62622888133300000 dollarsss per sip. IT WILL CHANGE YOUR LIFEEEEEE!! it was imported from Japan so it's super HIGHHHH QUALITYYY

HERE ARE THE STEPS TO DRINKING THE TEAAAAAAA:
1.  RELAX AND CLOSE YOUR EYES AND ROLL YOUR HEAD IN CIRCLES AND THINK ABOUT OPENING YOUR THIRD EYE.

2. RIP OPEN THE JAPANESE FANCYY BUBBLE BATH SOAP PACKET AND TAKE A DEEP INHALE OF THE SWEET TANGYYY SMELLLLL UNTIL YOU CAN TASTE THE SUGARY POWDERS IN YOUR BLESSED LUNGSSSS

3. NOW THAT YOU ARE DIZZY WITH THE POWDERS OF THE AMAZING TEA, BEND DOWN AND GIVE THE JAPANESE SHIBA INU, TOFU, A COMFORTING AND PEACEFUL FOOT MASSAGE. THE JAPANESE FANCY BUBBLE BATH SOAPP AND THE JAPANESE DOG WILL FINGERTIPS SENSATIONAL OF THE SPIRITUAL TEA AND ENHANCE YOUR EXPERIENCE.

4. THEN, BREW THE WATER AT EXACTLY 102.6 DEGREES SO THAT YOU DON'T OVERHEAT THE SENSITIVE MAGICALL POWDERSSS. IF YOU BURN IT, YOU WON'T GET THE SAME MAGICAL EFFECT. 

5. NEXT, PUT THE WATER INTO A CUP AND GENTLY SPRINKLE IN A TABLESPOON OF TEA DUST INTO THE WATER. DON'T SPILL/WASTE ANYYY OF IT OR ELSE THE SPIRIT OF JAPANESE BUBBLE BATH TAKING SHIBA INU WILL HAUNT YOU FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND IT WILL MAKE ANYTHING YOU DRINK TASTE LIKE ROTTEN EGGSS.

6. GREAT. I'M SURPRISED YOU MADE IT THIS FAR!! :D NOW, STIR IN THE BEAUTIFUL POTION THAT YOU HAVE CREATED AND GENTLY TAKE A SIP. MAKE SURE YOU ARE CALM AND IN A GOOD HEAD SPACE TO FULLY APPRECIATE THE WONDERS OF ITS BEAUTY.

BUT BE CAREFUL.. THIS AMAZING AND GLORIOUS TASTE IS DELICATE. IF YOU LOSE YOUR CALM FOR EVEN A SECOND, THE DELICIOUS TEA WILL IMMEDIATELY TASTE LIKE THE MOST DISGUSTING SATURATED BATH WATER LIKE YOUR DOG WENT INTO A THUNDERING RAIN STORM, BASKED IN THE SOGGINESS AND MUD OF THE EARTHS AND THEN SAT IN A LUKEWARM BATHTUB FOR 100 DAYS AND 100 NIGHTS

7. NOW THE LAST AND FINAL STEP

SLAP YOURSELF FOR BEING ABSOLUTELY DUMB AND YEA JUST PLAIN DUMMMMDUM BECAUSE YOU JUST POISONED YOURSELF

AND




YOU

BELIEVED THAT 

FRAGRANT JAPANESE BATH WATER 

IS 

ACTUALLY

FRAGRANT JAPANESE BATH WATER 

so yeah, if you ever are in the mood to have the wonderrfull of experienced of being druggedd by japaneseee soappp bath waterrrr, contact usss. :)

by the way, this is what we look like now because of the druggedd teaaa in our systems. you can look beautiful like us soon. by the way, jackie is flup and grace is fluppy.
PEACE OUT!
FROM,
FLUP AND FLUPPY  ( ◞･౪･)